Girl

M: mom I like this girl
Me: oh (not paying that much attention)
M: I thought she is in 1st grade but she is in kindergarten
Me: Ok (still not paying too much attention
M: I look her up on the internet
Me: Huh? (paying more attention now)
M: She goes to my school
Me: How did you look her up on the internet (being suspicious)
M: I also looked up her dad's internet
Me: What?! (really paying attention now)
M: I like Kai-Lan
Me: The cartoon character
M: (didn't answer)
Me: (relieved and thinking in my head: there is only one Kai-Lan right?)